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Wall of Fame
We have been asked to remove some of our recent Wall of Flamers. While we dislike censorship, we respect their privacy and apologize for the inconvenience.
New Equipment
Jay is our latest Mariconson. Jay went on a trip to Mexico and came back
with some new equipment. Congrats Jay. Hope you can save up for
the rest real soon.
Caught on Hidden Camera
Our undercover reporter captured this image of our president Ovi. Here is an excerpt of a conversation he overheard:
Ovi:
"Hey unknown person, thanks for inviting me to your pool party the other day. I didn't know it was going to be that kind of party but did not want to disappoint you. By the way, does your wife know yet?"
Unknown person:
"Ovi - No problem on the invite. I thought that you might find a
willing young man to work with you on your pool. I saw you talking with Juan
Pablo . . . is he the one? I heard he's a player, watch out. Good thing you had
that Speedo in your glove box. Oh by the way, I heard your full body wax was a
hit. Must of hurt - your more man than me.
And, yes my wife does know. She never thought that you of all people . . . but
we hold no prejudices. Its all good. Also, in regards to the photo. The guys
said that for an older guy that over the shoulder look you have is your sexiest
look. Paddle on.
Looks like Ovi had himself a great time....PADDLE ON DUDE!!!
Happy Birthday boy
Carlos and Eddy celebrated Eddy's birthday with a "bang" this week.
Eddy was very happy with Carlos' generosity in the gift giving
department.
Happy Birthday Eddy and enjoy your new toy!
Soaking and Sucking
The boys from Fulunga have once again started the year with a "bang".
They were in Los Sueos, Costa Rica for the "First Anal Chernas International
Convention". These ground breakers heated up the party scene down there
and made "Dreams" come true for new aspiring "Chernas"
Congrats boys on being the first Mariconsones of 2007!!
APB: Recently, we have been contacted by the Miami-Dade Police Dept. who have asked us to post the following picture:
This was taken at an area park where it is believed that illegal man love has been occurring. If you have any information, please contact the local authorities. The man on the right can be identified by his unusually raised pinky finger while sipping drinks and the man on the left, by his limp left wrist....Also, both wear all too much jewelry including knock-off Rolex watches and smell of cheap cigars.
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GOT TAIL??
Albert (Pink Snap Snatchr) sent in this pic from his recent fishing trip down in the Marquesas....Here's what he had to say: "The folks at Azz Pirate Charters really know how to put you on some quality tail....and the best part is, yellow isn't the only kind of tail you get!! It felt really great to finally be able to show off my new tattoo in front of people who just don't care if I'm privately wishing it was my rod they were bending instead of the one with the reel on it!!"
Congrats Albert!!! You are July's Mariconson of the Month!!
Tres Palabras - Fa Bu Loso
Louis (BMarlnChronicls) finally got up the courage to send in some of
his Fantasy Fest pics. Now we see what took him so long, he was obviously
keeping the new Bo "under wraps"
Congrats Louis, you are our April Mariconson!!
Special Feature: Rick tells us all about Mardi Gras in next months Mariconson Times, so keep an eye out for that.
Mardi Gras, "I may go down but not New Orleans"
Rick just back from the Mardi Gras celebration will tell us all about it in
next month's issue of the Mariconson times.
Fishing "Heats up"
Gene and Art are our Mariconsones of the month for Feb
2006. Gene swears he was just trying to keep a tight hold on Art
while he fought the fish yet Art was heard commenting, "Gene must have smuggled
a banana on board and it seem to have exploded all over my back."
Congrats boys on being the first Mariconsones of 2006!!
Love on the High Seas - Part II
Eddy (Contender21) and Carlos (B'ReefRelief) are also October's
Mariconsones of the month for an unprecedented 2nd month in a row!!
Congrats to the lovely couple!!
Love on the High Seas
Eddy (Contender21) and Carlos (B'ReefRelief) are September's
Mariconsones of the month.
Congrats ladies!
Cherna con Cherna
Frank (BigDaddy) is July's Mariconson of the month.
Congrats Frank!